recipe for a friday night

step one) go to dinner

step two) return to your room and pretend to work for a bit

step three) watch Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella with Doli in the lounge (how do a white man and a black woman have an asian son? we have NO IDEA)

step three-point-five) be indecisive about what to do next. Trade weird noises with Doli for a while, find that Dr. Horrible lyric you can't quite remember, and eventually decide that you do not want to go anywhere or make anything, which leaves watching another movie

step four) begin watching the MST3K: Untamed Youth, on YouTube.

step five) to commemorate the tameness of your own youth, finish the movie while eating ramen, shrimp flavor, out of a big blue mug. Also, pause the movie to find a picture of Greg Brady, so you know what the heck they are referencing

step five) be mystified and vaguely disturbed by Untamed Youth, also the pointless MST3K insert scenes that make no sense and somehow involve Gypsy producing vast amounts of fake cotton...

step six) go to bed before one o'clock

step seven) wake up with the worst bits of the "Cinderella" soundtrack in your head

:o)